i ching
“ee-ching”
an ancient chinese oracle, it’s now commonly used by westerners for enlightenment.
the concept centers around the opposites and inevitability of change.
“now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, darwin, sh-t happens, i ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it.”
– collateral
text of oracles
reading the iching will make you want to sing.
to make an excessive amount of money. as in cha-ching(adjective)
mo money mo -itches, it’s ait, i ching.
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