snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
headline: “i don´t have a crystal ball”, president obama said when asked about a five-year afghanistan exit strategy.
- jubba dubba
generic yelled/rapped lyrics to a nu-metal or metalcore song. generic nu-metal lyrics: “you were my rooooosssseeee/my life has no more roooossseessssss/ jubba dubba ruuuuuuuhhhh!!!!!!”
- Carpet Sliders
the most s-xually satisfying children’s toy of our generation. they slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you’re having s-x. also called, “s-x sliders.” i almost reached climax when i played with my carpet sliders.
when a person sneezes and poo’s at the same time, it is a snoo and one is snooing hey dom, ive been snooing dom: really thats so enjoyable i love to snoo me:everyone loves to snoo dom:its better than s-x
a dirty, annoying person that won’t leave you alone. could be a racial slur with no specific race. wow this kid keeps following me around, what a f-ckin’ carplonkey.
- carrot stick
dumb high school (generally freshman) hoes with a severe case of anorexia and a fake orange rub-on tan. they are typically of the valley girl sort and are often extremely dumb and easy. practically breastless, too young, and generally unappealing, they partake in this ritual of (reputational) self mutilation every spring, before summer comes, and […]