I don´t have a crystal ball


snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
headline: “i don´t have a crystal ball”, president obama said when asked about a five-year afghanistan exit strategy.

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