I don’t know why I have these goggles
a phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. etymology: aqua teen hunger force episode “dumber dolls”
happy time harry: hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? is it because he know deep inside you’re a fraud? … what the h-ll do you need night vision goggles for? you’re a hillbilly!
jiggle billy: i don’t know why i have these goggles …
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