I had an erection
‘i had an erection’
used with the emphasis on the ‘had’ when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. the point is that the erection is no longer there.
billy: ‘dude, that show was totes rubbish, i mean, i had an erection’
bob: ‘homes, i know exactly what you mean. i’m totes flaccid now.’
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