I had to beat them to death with their own shoes
one of the coolest quotes ever.
“but the shopkeeper and his son, that’s a different story altogether. i had to beat them to death with their own shoes…”
phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the bengal tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.
we had to find 1000 brown m&m’s to fill a brandy gl-ss or ozzy wasn’t to go on stage that night!
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