I have a baby
an old excuse for couples or families who have a baby. they use the baby to get advantage of others ,and since no one can resist the cuteness of a baby , people often do whatever they say. well.. some do.
example 1:
saanzan: – walks into a line for the release of the new iphone-
randomd-ckhead2010: mind if i can b-tt in line? i have a baby, so you better move or else i’ll tell everyone you’re a baby hater.
saanzan: should i care? besides i got here a while ago!
randomd-ckhead2010: omg! you’re a f-g! i’m getting the security!!!
example 2:
randomd-ckhead2010: can i have $20? please , i have a baby! for my sake, please give me $20!
saanzan: too f-cking bad, i worked hard for this money, even if you have a baby; i will not give you money.
randomd-ckhead2010: i’m telling the police!!!
example 3:
randomd-ckhead2010: don’t hit me with the f-cking basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saanzan: dude, you’re f-cking 200 metres away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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