i have a bridge to sell you
a phrase of unknown origin which one would say to a person who believes something that is unbelievable.
person 1:”marijuana is illegal because it’s bad for you.”
person 2: “if you believe that, i have a bridge to sell you.”
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when panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. usually used as a last attempt for a cr-p show to get ratings. made popular by the t.v. show south park. “thankyou token for that report, now its time for panda bear madness minute” (pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)
- yuuuah
v. the sound made while either supersoaking, robocopping, roosevelting, or any other chauvanistic malice involving the male’s member and an unconscious female after one has cranked that soulja boy “she bein’ frothy, (cool she sleep) imma superman this hoe…..yuuuah!” 1 more definition sumtin dat is said to express ur hyperness. yuuuah!b-tch!yuuuah!
- Reverse Paparazzi
taking lots of random pictures of yourself and leaving them on another person’s camera/phone. the other day, i was so bored. so i totally reverse paparazzi’d jerry’s camera.
- Reverse Penguin
when the male and female partners tie each others hands behind their backs, and the erect male chases the female trying to get some of the booty. “d-mn foo, dat gurl loves da reverse penguin.”
- Reverse Padiddle
when a person driving makes note of a car behind them via the rearview mirror, has one headlight out. while driving i notice in my rearview mirror, a car behind me with only one headlight call it “reverse padiddle”