i have a wide stance


bullet-proof excuse for soliciting s-x from the man in the next cubicle in the men’s room. commonly used in concert with the even more convincing “i’m not gay.”
man 1: “why did you attempt to grab my p-n-s?”
man 2: “i have a wide stance.”

man 1: “why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?”
man 2: “i have a wide stance.”

man 1: “why are you such an -sshole?”
kim jung il: “i have a wide stance.”

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