I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum
a phrase meaning that some serious -ss is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there’s nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. it also makes for a great entrance to a party.
the phrase originated from the 1988 john carpenter film “they live”. the main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. and yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.
the phrase was also used in duke nukem 3d and a modified version was said in the 1993 film “dazed and confused”, where a character says “i came here to drink beer and kick -ss… and it looks like we’re almost out of beer.”
i have come here to chew bubblegum and kick -ss… and i’m all out of bubblegum. now let’s get f-cked up!
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