I have more than enough to eat at home
a typical denial when caught munching the m-ff on the other side of the fence
reporter: “did you offer to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on a female staffer?”
rob ford: “i’m happily married, i have more than enough to eat at home”
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1. a super lame, super stupid, extremely lost loser. 2. a playful annoyance. 3. a frigin sk-nk andre is a complete ij-y because he continuously is on alexa and karla’s jock with no intentions of being a normal human. “andre keeps sending me cr-p on mysp-ce, what a frikin ij-y.”
- ilfbwacaft
in-love f-ck buddies who are contemplating a future together. “hey is that your girlfriend?” “nah, she’s my ilfbwacaft. less commitment that way.”
- I like your shoes
when someone says “i like your shoes” or “nice shoes” that means they want to f-ck you jim: hey tammy, i like your shoes tammy: thanks jim, you want to f-ck or what?
- i'll call you next week!
a lie, don’t believe this awesome! i’ll call you next week (fake smile)
- I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!
a negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain’s kids meal. usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop. “yeah the happy meals were awesome!” drunkard, ” i’ll put you in a f-cking happy meal!”