i-high
someone has an i-high for the first few weeks (or months if they’re real douches) after purchasing an iphone. people on an i-high cannot physically keep their iphone in their pocket and fail to shut the f-ck up about all their moronic and pointless apps. there is no cure for an i-high at this time, luckily it will wear off after a while when the person figures out the iphone is just an over-rated ipod with a phone crammed in it.
“hey bro, check out this new app i just download from itu-”
“-you know what!! no, i refuse to look at your pointless iphone apps ever again! so why don’t you just get the f-ck off your i-high and get a life!”
noun: the elated feeling-one part refreshed, one part hip, and the rest narcissistic-one receives upon downloading the newest (oh, wait…not anymore) version of apple’s operating system (for any device); the ihigh is directly followed by the ifail, or the inevitable realization of utter impotency in the face of apple’s conspiracy-not to mention a dangerously successful business model-to constantly outsmart its consumers, who nonetheless impulsively continue to purchase apple products.
man, when the app store popped up with the ios6 update that included siri for the ipod touch, i got such an ihigh; then i realized that ifail…my ipod touch 4th gen. doesn’t have the necessary hardware for siri!
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