I hit a cat on the way
an excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you’re late. hitting a cat wouldn’t impact anything, in terms of time, so it’s not an excuse, but more or less done to add amus-m-nt to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.
text message: can we move our meeting till later in the day, i hit a cat on the way there.
your boss: lol, i was about to fire you, but this is clever, i’m going to reuse this.
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