i identify as a toucan
phrase create by the alt-right you tuber, hunter avallone. this phrase first appeared in his “coming out” video where he told his viewers that he identifies as a toucan for humorous purposes.
did you just -ssume my gender?! i’ll have you know that i identify as a toucan!
my pr-nouns are tou and ti, and i s-xually identify as a toucan.
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