I just bought broccoli lol
derived from an advertis-m-nt for orange in the united kingdom, ‘i just bought broccoli, lol!’ is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their facebook status or twitter tweet. can be shortened to ijbblol.
random blonde facebook chick: ‘hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb’
person with more than half a braincell: i just bought broccoli lol!
guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
person with more than half a braincell: ijbblol!
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