I Just Had Sex
a single by the lonely island featuring akon describing their ever recent…..s-x!!!
dad “son what where you doing last night?”
son ” i just had s-x and it feeelt so good!!
the phrase every man (except justin beiber… just kidding, he isn’t a man!) is required to say when the have s-x. it must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. the creators of this tradition are the lonely island and akon.
(bill is having s-x with tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says…) “i just had s-x!!!!!!!!!! and my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!”
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