I just have really high standards
this is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.
she never did find anyone that met her really high standards.
a way for others to know that what you mean is “i find your existance to be below acceptable realms of human intelligence.”
“i won’t go out with you because i just have really high standards.”
what people say when asked why they aren’t dating anyone. it can be true or maybe they’re jsut ugly as h-ll.
“why don’t you have a boyfriend”
“i just have really high standards”
when someone denies u cuz ur not good enough
guy: “hey wanna go out sometime?”
girl: “no”
guy: “is it cuz im ugly?”
girl “na i just have really high standards”
an excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date
it’s not you. it’s just that i have really high standards.
originally used by good charlotte’s crushes during their teen years.
“you’re not good enough for me!”
when your talking to a wh-r- and she wants you d-ck but you dont want stds.
its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.
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