I Kissed A Girl
everytime i hear this song, i lose braincells. many precious braincells.
-i kissed a girl starts playing on tv-
kid: ahhhhhhhhh oh god change!
-changes station-
kid: … wtf was i doing?
worst. song. ever.
if you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
if you’ve got a brain and you think it shouldn’t be in existance; i’d bow down to you if i could.
if you’ve never heard it; keep it that way, it’s for the best.
by the way, if you don’t agree chill out. no need to go all spazzy just cause i think this song is sh-t.
🙂 oh and another thing, this song does not have a good f-cking beat. there’s nothing to it! g-d d-mn.
katy perry fan (somehow she has those): like omg the song i kissed a girl is like theee bestest song everrr!
non katty perry fan (the smart one): it sucks.
katy perry fan (ew): nuhh it’s so good.
non katy perry fan: why do you like it?
katy perry fan (ew) uuhhh, cause it’s catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. yea! a good beat.
-silence-
non katy perry fan: … -stab-
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