I lust you
what most men are really feeling when they say “i love you” early in a relationship. they’re either confusing l-st for love or more likely, using the word “love” to enhance their chances of satisfying their l-st.
“whew! i came this close to blurting out ‘i l-st you’
but caught myself and said ‘i love you.’ she bought it and i scored.”
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