i need to find my backpack


code for “i need to take a cr-p”. it’s the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo
guy 1: “dude, you look uncomfortable.”
guy 2: “yeah, we need to go home real quick.”
girls: “why?”
guy 2: “i need to find my backpack.”
guy 1: “ohh… yeah, let’s go.”
girls: “now?”

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