I need to go to bed


an excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. the implication being they screwed up because they’re tired.

“i’m drunk” is a related excuse.
guy 1: obama bailed out the banks because he’s a socialist.
guy 2: actually, that was george bush.
guy 1: oh yeah… i need to go to bed.

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