i need to hit the head


a fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.
{sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, “the farmer in the dell”}:

♫ i need to hit the head, ♫

♫ i need to hit the head, ♫
♫ don’t p-ss in the stereo ♫
♫ i need to hit the head! ♫

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