i only ride park


a phrase used to tell somebody that the only form of mountain biking you partic-p-te in is downhill, park riding. made popular by matt dennison, and jason lucas in their song “i only ride park.” used among “park rats”
i only ride park
i don’t climb hills
i only ride downhill

i only ride park
i’m on the lift all day
and i don’t have no chain

i only ride park
screw your xc

and your 650b
i only ride park
im p-ssing all the noobs

and i’m still faster than you

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