I pulled a boner
around 1940 and after, “a b-n-r” was a screw up or mistake. so, to “pull a b-n-r” was to make a mistake. don’t say “i pulled a b-n-r” to your teacher or boss or police. they’ll punnish you for that. if you’re brave, you could try it with anyone else.
wife- why’d you eat my cake?? i was saving that!
husband- “sorry dear. i pulled a b-n-r.”
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