i put the ‘impin in the pimpin
1. this is an ancient phrase that goes back as far as the time of gabriel and mohammed. it means ‘i just had s-xual intercourse with all the members of your family last night’.
2. an expression used to state that one is ‘the sh-t’.
gabriel: before i give the holy scriptures i have something to say.
mohammed: what my lord?
gabriel: i put the ‘impin in the pimpin
mohammed: surely not all of them in one night?
gabriel: fo’ shizzle my nizzle!
an ancient phrase beginning time of muhammed and gabriel of ancient islam history. it means, upon last night i most certainly had s-xual intercourse with all members of you interelated family. a horrible insult.
gabriel: before i give you the recitings of g-d, i must tell you that i put the impin’ in the pimpin’ last night.
muhammed: surely not all of them in one night!?!?
gabriel: fo’ shizzle my nizzle.
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