I shit you not
the expression means i am being honest.
john:i just saw barbra bush running naked on t.v
lou: no f-cking way
john: i sh-t you not
1 more definition
when some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.
guy 1 – i just laid your mom
guy 2 – wtf!! seriously?
guy 1 – i sh-t you not my friend…
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