I-Shock
the shock of finally getting a iphone and being obessed with it
joe was in ishock he’s been on his phone all day
noun: the act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. this usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot
man after that party i got the worst i-shock after having my ipod plugged into those speakers.
i kick enwat’s -ss. she sucks (she being enwat of course!)
ishock owns enwat
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