I stole your box


when you sneak up on an unsuspecting hobo, and steal his cardboard box. best used on a hobo living on the side of the highway, so you can throw the box into the road and you can watch it be run over. the hobo will be extremely p-ssed.
guy 1: dude, i was walking to the mall when i saw this hobo so i grabbed his house and shouted i stole your box.
guy 2: did he get mad?
guy1: after i threw the box onto the highway and it got ran over, he started throwing rotten food at me.

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