I switch hit, but only in baseball
a metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bis-xual and have no desire to hook up with that person. can be used by either gay or straight people. especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.
bi person: wanna play some ball? those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
you: sorry, but i switch hit, but only in baseball!
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