I want a pony


a sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says “we want a…” followed by a very hard/impossible request.

the short form of saying “it would probably be neat, but it’s just not possible.”
“we want a copy protection solution that’s 100% unbreakable.”

“yes, and i want a pony.”

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