i wasn’t trying
the phrase used by wimps after any type of compet-tion. if they lose the compet-tion (game of cod, fight, wrestle off), they say “wow, i wasn’t trying.” if they somehow win, they say “wow, i beat you and i wasn’t even trying”
guy 1: yo i destroyed you in cod. how did you end up with negative 16 deaths?
guy 2: yea, and how did that tiny ginger kid beat you up yesterday?
wimp/tool: wow, i wasn’t trying, obviously
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