i wish you were a horse
often said by bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. derives from the story of the time when bonack punched a police horse in the face.
bonack:marty i wish you were a horse.
marty: why, so you could punch me in the face?
bonack: yessshhhhh
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