I would be more apathetic if I weren’t so lethargic
translation:
i would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired
“i would be more apathetic if i weren’t so lethargic”
-waits 2 days-
“ohhhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny…
yeah can i get a copy of juggs?”
from an episode of family guy where peter tries to “educate” himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a new yorker. being peter, he turns to the comic section of the new yorker and find “i would be more apathetic if i weren’t so lethargic.” and waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.
>”i would like a copy of the new yorker please”
>>”okay”
>”i would be more apathetic if i weren’t so lethargic? what?”
>”ohhh i get it, can i get a jugs?”
>> “sure thing”
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