I Would Rather


a phrasing technique originating in palo alto, california, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.
chris: hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? i hear the performer is pretty casj.

julian: i would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.

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