Ian Beale


the second part of a rhyming couplet, usually begun with an innocuous statement ending with a word that rhymes with beale, and finished by another party. if deemed acceptable by other individuals in a social situation, the recipient must buy the finisher a drink. note: only words that rhyme exactly with beale are accepted. words like deals, wheels, shield or any variant that doesn’t rhyme with beale result in mockery & derision.
mike: “went out with the family on sat-rday night.”
tod: “oh yeah, anywhere nice?”
mike: “nah, just out for a meal.”
tod: “ian beale!”
mike: “b-st-rd!”

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