ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy
when you are having a sh-t in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own sh-t as lube and your dad automatically sh-ts himself at what he has just seen.
tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate
steve: why what happened?
tony: i was having a great dirty w-nk when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-sh-t-daddy.
steve: oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but i managed to wash my d-ck in time.
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