Iaquinta
an iaquinta is someone who jacks off 19 times a day. he has the potential to jack off to the same p-rno everyday. he does until there is no more sperm, just pain. after masturbating, an iaquinta doesnt wash their hands or any of the clothing the sperm landed on, even if he wants to eat or bite his nails he will.
“dude i couldnt keep my hands off my lil meat yesterdsay”
“yeah you so pulled off a iaquinta”
“hey glenn, go pull off a iaquinta in your rabbit”
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