IBitch
an ib-tch is a person who constantly shows off his/her ipod, and most importantly, tries to get everybody else to buy one, and b-tch about them if they refuse…
ib-tch: “hey jimmy, check out my new 120gb video ipod! its awesome! why don’t you have one? you should definately go get one! its only 500$ what are you waiting for? come on… join the sensation”
poor jimmy: “i can’t afford it, god d-mn you! quit being such an ib-tch!”
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a person who is socially dependant on their ipod and refuses to partake in any sort of action without one.
bob: hey dawg, lets go and jump in puddles!
rob: no way man. my ipod isn’t charged.
bob: why do you have to be such a little ib-tch all the time
a help desk technician in an office that only uses microsoft products who is forced to help someone with their personal macbook, ipad, iphone or other apple product.
joe: hey stan, can you help me setup my ipad that i just bought?
stan: no. i will not be your ib-tch.
any b-tchy girl who lives in illinois. could also be a variation of a b-tchy girl from iowa, or indiana, etc. more generally used and accepted when a person who lives in or is deeply involved with another state is talking about someone from an “i” state.
mizzou (or any other non “i” state college) student: ugh, i don’t want to go home for the holidays. i’ll have to deal with those old highschool ib-tches all over again.
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