IBTL
“in before the lock”: an abbreviation posted to a thread on a web-based forum when the poster knows that any rational debate has long since been abandoned, and will shortly be locked by the forum administrator.
original poster: welfare is bad!
second poster: oh yeah? well, you’re a n-z-!
original poster: oh yeah? well, you’re an idiot!
third poster: ibtl!
admin: i’m locking this thread. nothing to see here, move along.
in before the lock – threads with no content are locked. some, however, manage to post before the admin sees the thread and post comments like ibtl
oritinal thread content: blah blah blah!
reply: wtf?
ibtl!
i blow thai lads. a common phrase -ssociated with a hammersavage.
hammersavage told everyone on the board “i blow thai lads or ibtl for short”
in before the lock
used ever-too-commonly on dslr
there are many alternate spellings, some with pictures
started by weirdal27
original thread: omg look, im in da cooler!
reply: your a dumb-ss
next reply: inb4dalock!
“i beat the lock”: ibtl is an acronym used on an internet forum when a poster has judged a thread to be due for locking by an administrator due to off-topic or offensive content. use of ibtl is a declaration that the user has “won a race” versus the forum administrator, who is about to close the thread.
original poster: h-llo, i have a wonderful real estate venture for you – a fine bridge spanning the water between manhattan and brooklyn!
second poster: omg this is such a scam!
original poster: no, i swear this is real! all i need is your bank account number for verification!
third poster: scam. ibtl
fourth poster: ibtl
administrator: thread locked.
itty bitty t-tty lover
i belong to the ibtl.
i believe in the lord
“i fell from the second floor of my house onto my driveway and survived.”
“ibtl!”
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