icantshoot
taking a p–p, dropping a deuce, firing off a stink pickle, pinching a loaf, p-ss sh-t out my -ss.
i was playing goldeneye and chatting on 007chan.org when i had to icantshoot. i’ve been icantshooting in the bathroom and using chan on my phone ever since.
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