ice cream sandwich
umm… two pieces of delicious chocolate-ness with ice cream in the middle sold at grocery stores??
(a definition not involving -ss-f-cking or sh-t-and–j-c-l-t–n-eating for once)
yummy, my mother brought me home an ice cream sandwich. and no, it didn’t have sh-t nor c-m on it.
a cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
not to be used as a s-x word, perverts.
my mom and i made ice cream sandwiches together. they taste very good.
the act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.
dude, my b-tch was cheating on me so left her an ice cream sandwich.
when someone blows you off and avoids answering your question by responding with something unrelated or completely random like a photo of an ice cream sandwich. this is used particularly in dating when person a asks person b if they want to go on a date and person b responds with something random instead of “yes” or “no.”
i asked this guy if we were going out on friday and he said sent me an email saying he was busy. then, i emailed him back and asked if sat-rday was better. instead of saying yes or no, he responded by sending me a picture of an ice cream sandwich. no words, no note, just a picture of a godd-mn ice cream sandwich.
when a white person is having a threesome with two black people
jerome: “yo jamaal, i got front you got back!”
tara: “what is this some kind of icecream sandwich!?!”
noun, plural ice cream sandwiches
1. the act of filling a v-g-n- with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.
2. a summer delicacy.
1. i just gave stacy’s mom the greatest ice cream sandwich.
2. that was a really good ice cream sandwich, i think i shall have another.
when two gay black dudes both skeet on each-others torsos, then keep going, smearing the cream between themselves until it gets cold and sticky, resembling the black cookies with ice cream in the middle.
gay black guy 1: so what do you wanna do tonight?
gay black guy 2: lets try an ice cream sandwich.
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