Ice Cream Slide
when the s-m-n is about ready to -j-c-l-t- and then someone walks in causing you to stop during -j-c-l-t–n so your s-m-n will slide down your p-n-s.
i had an ice cream slide yesterday because my mom walked in just as i was about to -j-c-l-t-.
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