Ice Gook
a derogatory term coined by canadians to reflect their inert racism against its inuit native population. as seen in south park season 15 episode 03, scott the d-ck, calls an “eskimo” an ice gook. they are known for building igloo’s, sleeping with huskies, robbing parked cars, drinking lysol, huffing gas soaked rags, incest and fantastic whale blubber meat sauce on spaghetti. fortunately this term is being taken back, so they quite often call themselves ice gooks, example:
ig1: “yo my ice gook! whats up?”
ig2: “just stealing this car to take to auto p-wn so i can bail my sister out, so she can call her ex-boyfriend and he can talk to his uncle about getting some weed.”
ig1: “dirty ice gook, get the f-ck away from my car!”
ig2: “it was my uncle henry man! not me!”
there’s a theory that the early mongoloid men of the ice age crossed the trans-siberian ice bridge and these are their descendants. just don’t leave your mouthwash out around them, they like it better then peppermint schnapps.
canadian #1: “look at that f-cking ice gook, sleeping all day, drinking all night, collecting welfare.”
canadian #2: “hey i’m part native, thats offensive!”
canadian #1: “well go seal hunting then you worthless ice gook!”
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