Icey Mike
there’s a few different “icey mikes”, but one i’ve heard is where you take a sh-t, freeze it, and then when it’s frozen a girl has s-x with the frozen t-rd, just like a d-ld-.
that girl gave herself an icey mike, i’m never touching her again!
5 more definitions
filling a condom up with water, much in the same style as a water baloon, freezing it and then using it for insertion, either on ones self or on another.
“my girlfriend loves playing with ice cubes, so i made an icey mike to really get her going…”
using a frozen t-rd as a d-ld-. sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.
my last girlfriend was a prude. she dumped me after i went to the freezer and showed her the icey mike i had planned for her…i mean us.
n. – the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into an ice cube tray and letting the s-m-n freeze thoroughly, then using the -j-c-l-t- ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.
man #1 – let’s pull an icey mike on joe! he’s coming over in 3 hours!
man #2 – ok, i’ll c-m in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
n- the original icey mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a s-x toy — e.g. d-ld-.
instead of giving her a golden shower, he decided to make her an icey mike for when he was away.
my bong that rips minds with its freezing cold smoke due to its ice catcher
f-ck dude icey mike got me caught last night i got too high
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