Ichild


a child usually between the ages of 12 months to 7 years, generally born out of wedlock for the purposes of obtaining the government baby bonus. a spoilt little brat, whose parents think that telling the child not to misbehave is far better than disciplining the child. an ichild is often the result of a slapper scr-t- relationship, but not confined to these types.

the ichild is fast overtaking apple’s iphone as the must have accessory for cool people.
dave: hey josh, good to see you man how was your flight?

josh: don’t ask dude, i had an ichild sitting behind me, hitting my seat all the way. the slapper mother telling him not to do that, which made him do it more.

dave: ah the ichild, all the cool people seem to have them now.

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