Ichiro
the best player in baseball today.
forget your home runs and mvp talks… ichiro is simply the best player in mlb.
right fielder for the seattle mariners. one of the best leadoff hitters in baseball. in 2004, he had 262 hits to break george sisler’s 84 year old record of 257 hits. although he generally hits for average, he has the ability to hit homeruns as well. also, he is one of the best defensive outfielders in baseball able to gun down runners at home plate with his strong but accurate arm.
yep, ichiro got another hit.
ichiro went 4-4 today.
in baseball, when a player hits a slow, short infield ground ball that has no business in h-ll becoming a single, yet the player reaches first base safely anyways. named after seattle mariners outfielder ichiro suzuki.
announcer 1: “suzuki hits a slow ground ball…there is no way that is a hit, but of course, it is.”
announcer 2: “that’s not a hit. that’s an ichiro.”
while doing a chick from behind you stick your thumb in her -ss. then wipe the “anti-glare” below your eyes just like ichiro.
me and the old lady last night were going at it doggy style and watching sports center at the same time. so in the spirit of things i popped a thumb in her -ss and gave myself an ichiro.
whilst doing a girl from behind you stick your thumb in her -ss then wipe it under your eyes for antiglare.
i was nailing janene last night and i did the ichiro.
d-ck, c-ck, p-n-s.
suck my ichiro, d-ckhead.
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