Icky Mitt
when after having s-x with a female or male partner, you -j-c-l-t- onto your hand and commence to slap your partner around the face.
“so how come you and sarah split up?”
“she freaked out when i gave her a icky mitt last week”
“dude, you’d only been going out for two weeks!”
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