iCock


a person who drops all sense of public decency, consideration, and politeness, or pretends that nothing else is going on around him, because he is stuck in his own little world listening to his digital music player.
ted kennedy (with his enormous head) was annoyed at the ic-ck who stood in front of the door of the bus and would not let ted by because he was listening to the black eyed p-n-ses. the ic-ck would be sorry if ted was driving the bus and they p-ssed a lake.
a variety of cleverly so named d-ld-s manufactured by apple, which come in many colors, shapes and sizes. not only does it vibrate it can also store and play itunes while masturbating. earphones sold separately.
steve jobs just announced the new ic-ck today.
p-n-s which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds
bob: “hi jackie! hear you got a sh-g off colin last night. how was it?”

jackie; “bl–dy useless. he’s got an ic-ck, so when he put it in he shot off straight away.”
a name given to a socially inept iphone or other similar smart phone user.
ic-cks may typically be found interupting a real conversation to check their iphone, walking incredibily slowly in the street or fiddling with their iphones side by side in silence.
king crimson’s debut alb-m, commonly considered to have invented the progressive rock genre.
person: do you like king crimson’s ic-ck alb-m?
another person: yeah, it’s great. the best song on it is the t-tle track, ic-ck.

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