iCompetition
occurs when someone who has an iphone sees someone else with the same phone and almost immediatly gets all compet-tive and tries to see who has more applications,better songs,etc.
can be very annoying and stupid.
joshua: u have an iphone?!??
danielle: ummmm yea…why?
joshua: -sn-tches her phone out of her hand- hahaha u only have one page of apps!!!! and look at your songs…they totally suck!!!
danielle: dammit joshua, this isn’t an icompet-tion….
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