icy lumberjack
when a man and his h-rny b-tch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. he rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. he then c-ms on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. he then beats his d-ck on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.
i gave that b-tch noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. i dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.
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